The Soul Exchange Agreement
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The Soul Exchange Agreement
Limit one Soul per Individual per Exchange. Valid only if Individual believes
(s)he possesses a Soul and is the rightful owner of the Soul to be Exchanged. An
Individual may not exchange a Soul for the following (but not limited to):
Violation of the Laws of Nature, Physics, or the laws of the nation in which the
Individual resides; Any increase in the Individual's net worth; Affects another
Individual; or any alteration to this Exchange Agreement. Soul Exchanges are
non-refundable and cannot be transferred to another Individiual. Manner of the
fulfillment of the Exchange varies as per the Quality of the Soul the Individual
proposes to Exchange. A $100 penalty applies to cancelled Exchanges. Additional
restricion(s) may apply. After the Exchange, the Individual known as DarkWolf shall
be the legal owner of the Soul. The Terms and Conditions of this Exchange Agreement
may change without notice to the Individual.
'Soul' is defined as the collection of spiritual energy in a body.
'Exchange' is defined as the transfer of the Soul for a good or service.
'Individual' is defined as the entity in legal ownership of the Soul.
'Legal Ownership of Souls' is defined in the Faith an Individual has chosen to
participate in. Any challenge of Legal Ownership of Souls is to be decided by
the Institution which is the leadership of the Individual's Faith. Challenges of
ownership must be settled before Exchange can be completed. The Individual known
as DarkWolf is released from any responsibilty to the Individual's Faith as part
of this agreement.
The Soul Exchange Submission Form
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Please email this using 'Attn: Soul Accumulation' in the subject line.
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Submittal Form for Soul Accumulation Project
Submitting this form will mean complience with the Soul Exchange Agreement
If any field contains invalid information there will be no Exchange.
This Form and its Disclaimer may not be edited, with the exception of removing
information that appears in parenthesis.
This form and any information it contains becomes the property of DarkWolf.
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Full Given Name: (as it appears on birth certificate)
Any Alias: (any other name(s) you are known by)
Date of Birth: (as it appears on birth certificate)
E-mail Address: (how can I get in touch with you)
Manner of Faith:
(if you are not a member of any institution please use Atheism;
if you profess no faith, not even Atheism, there can be no Exchange)
Do you want to Exchange this Soul for Good(s) or Service(s): (Yes or No)
Manner of Good(s) or Service:
(want do you want, you may take up as much space as you need)
Do you claim Legal Ownership of this Soul: (has to be Yes)
Do you relinquish Legal Ownership of this Soul: (has to be Yes)
Do you transfer Legal Ownership of this Soul to the
Individual known as DarkWolf: (again this must be Yes)
Individuals under the Age of Adulthood must have the signature of their legal
guardian. Age of Adulthood and Legal Guardian being defined as per the Faith
of the Individual.
Legal Guardian sign here:
Survey: (not necessary but please fill out accurately)
(please fill out the last ones)
Sex:
Marital Status:
Number of Marriages:
Number of Divorces:
Sexual Orientation:
Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, or Neither:
Occupation:
Hobbies:
Attended College:
Attended Trade School:
Country of Origin:
Country of Residence:
Political Affiliation:
Do you feel that others are out to get you:
How many Languages do you know:
If more than one, Which ones?:
How do you connect to the Internet:
Do you use Microsoft Software:
Do you like Microsoft Software:
Do you belong to any Organizations:
If yes, Which ones?:(take what space you need)
Favorite Color:
Favorite Cat:
Favorite Movie:
Favorite Song:
Favorite Flower:
Favorite Planet:
Favorite Greek God:
Favorite Food:
Least Favorite Leader of your Country:
Least Favorite Candy:
Least Favorite Fish:
Least Favorite Monty Python Sketch:
Least Favorite Stooge:
Least Favorite Marx Brother(Karl doesn't count):
Last read what book:
Last read what newspaper:
Last saw what movie:
Last heard what song:
Last relative you spoke with (ie phone, mail, email, fax):
(You don't have to supply names, just relation)
Next planned Occupation:
Next planned Vacation:
Where do you like to Vacation:
Do you feel that others are out to get you:
What is(are) the name(s) of your current pet(s):
Will you get more pets:
What mythical creature do you closest resemble:
Do you drink coffee or tea:
If neither, what do you drink:
How long did it take you to fill out this survey:
Do you feel fullfilment now that you Exchanged your Soul:
Do you have a multiple personality disorder:
Do you feel you have more than one Soul:
Do you think I should let you sign over the others as well:
(Please fill out these last ones at least)
Do you feel that others are out to get you:
How often do you fill out surveys:
Opinion of this Survey:
Opinion of this Website:
Are you serious of this Exchange:
(Please use this space for any additional facts for statistics)
(If there is anything else you want see in the Book of the Damned)
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